20. Your ID says so. Check your ID, if it says you were born before 1994 — YOU’RE IN YOUR 20s
19. It’s on your ID. Check your ID twice. This is the most sure way to find out if you’re in your twenties. Again, if it says you were born before ‘94. Congrats, you’re older than 20.
18. Your ID has the answer. To be really sure, check your ID for the third time. Those dates can get tricky. If you were born before ‘94 then you’re indeed, in your 20s.
17. Four times is definitely better than THREE. NOTE: YOUR ID IS THE BEST WAY TO KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE
16. Your ID knows your age. CHECK YOUR ID FIVE TIMES! WHY NOT!? YOU’VE ALREADY CHECKED IT FOUR TIMES! why not be super super sure if you’re in your twenties.
15. UHm. Okay. Let me ask you — Are you born before ‘94? THEN YOU’RE IN YOUR TWENTIES. crazy times.
14. LOOK AT THE D.O.B. on your ID! That should tell you if you’re in your twenties!
13. Your ID can tell you if you’re in your twenties
12. Your ID is a good way to find out if you’re in your twenties.
11. HELLO!? Your state or drivers identification is the best way to find out if you’re in your twenties.
10. Are you even listening to me?! TAKE OUT YOUR I.D. AND LOOK AT THE DATE OF BIRTH. IF IT SAYS THE NUMBER 1994 or LOWER! YOU’RE NO LONGER IN YOUR BARELY LEGAL PRIME!
9. Please don’t be offended when I ask, are you mentally slow?! IF YOU TAKE OUT YOUR ID IT WILL TELL YOU IF YOU’RE OVER 20!
8. GOD EVEN PAULA ABDUL KNOWS HOW TO DO THIS AND SHE ONCE ATE HER OWN HAND BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF A CLUB SANDWICH. Take out your ID, and if it will tell you if you’re in your twenties.
7. Ugh. forget it. you know what?
6. If you don’t know by now how to tell if you’re in your twenties
5. Then you don’t deserve to know your age
4. Fuck you, dumbass
3. I’m not helping you anymore. Go rot somewhere you bag.
2. I hope you get hepatitis
1. Checking your ID is the best way to find out if you’re in your twenties.